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vardaesque:

seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it

hungriestblogger:

i’m 80% sure this is the only reason why people actually know what angler fish are

hungriestblogger:

i’m 80% sure this is the only reason why people actually know what angler fish are

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

truestrength525:

healthy-and-whole:

electricr0se:

omfg

Same

Gpoy

(Quelle: lolgifs.net)

jollityfarm:

crospeaks:

iguanamouth:

titan arum and rafflesia produce the largest flowers in the world and both have the nickname “carrion flower” for creating odors that smell like rotten meat so stick that on your head and crown it

I love the flower crown meme but this made me laugh so damn hard.

also titan arum’s Latin name literally translates to ‘giant misshapen phallus’ so

(Quelle: iraffiruse)

phoenixxlily:

Happy Earth Day

phoenixxlily:

Happy Earth Day

ghostgif:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

lookin 4 tha party

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

cumfort:

I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass

(Quelle: cumfort)

(Quelle: rrrrosa)

keepcalm-and-shred-on:

girlveins:

i think about this girl so much through out my day i hope shes happy 

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

keepcalm-and-shred-on:

girlveins:

i think about this girl so much through out my day i hope shes happy 

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

(Quelle: saddeer)

westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman